Diary of a Stormtrooper
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(Not Safe For Death Star)
Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.
These are my adventures...
...this is my diary.
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Once again, I borrowed a friends TARDIS and gave some 19th century samurai friends an upgrade..,.
…it’s not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but a more elegant weapon For a more civilized age.
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“I fight for the Empire, with bad aim” By -Obi Bon Jovi , sung by Darth Axl Rose.
I missed a shot to the heart
And I’m to blame
Jedi
I fight for the empire, with bad aim.
An Sith’s Force is what they sell
They promise me Naboo, then put me through Mustafar
Chains on Leia got a hold on me. Accuracies a prison, I can’t break free
Oh, a loaded blaster, yeah Oh, doesn’t matter if you run No one can save me the accuracy is done!
I missed a shot to the heart, and I’m to blame
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I play my part and Jedi play their game
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim
Paint a smile on your helmet
Blood red blades on their lightsabers
A clone-boy’s dream, Siths don’t act so shy
My very first shot flew in to the sky!
Oh, with a loaded blaster
Oh, there’s no point to run No one can help me My accuracy is done
I missed a shot to the heart, and I’m to blame
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I play my part and Jedi play their game
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim
I give the Empire, oh! [ Han Guitar Solo- Mos Eisley style ]
Oh! I missed a shot to the heart and I’m to blame
I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I play my part and Jedi play their game I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I missed a shot to the heart and I’m to blame I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I play my part and Jedi play their game I fight for the Empire, with bad aim (bad aim)
I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim I give aim (bad aim) I give aim… A bad name.
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Like a Vader!
My glamor-shot on a planet I could tell you of…
…but I would have to blast you!
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I did what it it said…
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This happened…
..again. Creepy.
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I’ve been to many planets across many. Many galaxies…
…this specimen is has to be in my top 10,000.
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Seriously…how do you board this spaceship??
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Watching one of the greatest films in earth cinematic history…
…and that cover picture and title remind me of something familiar. Hmmmmm…
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#DiaryofaStormtrooper #doas #starwars #earthisacopycatOkay…now it’s just ridiculous.
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It keeps getting worse.
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My adventures…
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I forgot how earth was so dangerous. I thought Godzilla took care of it’s kind!!
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