Diary of a Stormtrooper

|-o-| Rated NSFDS |-o-|

(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.


I want to clear up some misquotations I have been seeing lately.

 My boss, Lord Vader, never said “Luke, I am your father”….He said, “No, I am your father”. Just “FYI” as you earthlings abbreviate it. 

I know, because I was there.