Diary of a Stormtrooper

|-o-| Rated NSFDS |-o-|

(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.


As some of you Earthlings say…

…”getting my Friday night on”

 Meat from this earth creature called a Bos Primigenius in a fermented grape liquid with a finely minced bulb from the Allium ascalonicum plant with some baked stems from the Asparagus Officinalis family….