Diary of a Stormtrooper

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting a pale blue dot called Earth. These are my adventures, this is my diary...

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Went food shopping today at a small Hispanic food store…

One of the mating-pair of earthlings that I stay with on occasion whilst on this planet (yes, Stormtroopers say ‘whilst’), is what is known as a “Latina”… Not exactly sure what that means, but if I had to guess, it means “an Earthling that can make food so good it makes you want to slap your genetic-template!”.

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