Diary of a Stormtrooper

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(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.

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Gotz a new scoot…

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Thinking in Emoij…

"Death Star"

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Earth ungulates.

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I apologize for the lack of creativity with my earth-blog lately…

… I have been very busy defending the Empire. I hope to be back in full-swing soon. You’re such a kind, caring, and creative species. Thank you for everything you earthlings are. =]

With that said, please consider joining the Dark Side… I got to meet my quota.

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I received in your earth-mail the new news-magazine from my Galaxy.

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Topical anesthetic & practical joke maker.

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Nom Nom Nom.

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At the Hispanic Heritage festival at Coachman Park in Clearwater Florida… Chilling in the VIP… Anyone wants to stop by, I love getting my picture taken with Earthlings.

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Truth. 

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Clover

During a hike,
I looked all over-
for a four-leaved clover.
But no luck I had-
happy not sad-
next time I’ll just go ride a speederbike.

-by Me (E. S. Trooper) =]

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Don’t judge me.

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