Diary of a Stormtrooper

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(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.

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Yin & Yang.

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Obi-Wanton Kenobi soup. 

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::::: This is a galactic service announcement :::::

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The earthlings I stay with are weird…

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When you asked where I take my temperature, and I replied “on the Darkside”…

… I did not mean to imply this literally. 

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Yummy… Plant ovaries! Juicy ones at that. Score. 

Nom nom nom

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I’m not sure what this is, but here ya go. 

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The “Too Big for One-Bun Burger” part two… With the patty sautéed in garlic and butter, finished off with a splash of red wine and three slices of processed-cheese.

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Devinez où je suis!

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