Diary of a Stormtrooper

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(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.

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Soldados Imperiales.

¡-õ-!

tacobell, If I can do one good-deed for these earthlings while I am visiting this rock-covered-with-mostly-water, it is to bring them the goodness that is ‘Doritos con carne y queso’ (The name is still a work in progress…).

The recipe is as follows..
1. Doritos chips.
2. tacobell meat.
3. Cheese.
4. (I like mine with black olives on top but it is not nessary)

That’s it!

Try it…and may the forks be with you. =]


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I made a modification…

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I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

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I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

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scoopexplainsit:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

May the forks be with you…

Nacho cheese Doritos con carne y queso. It’s the male-earthlings “new-tradition”. I do have to say, it’s freaking awesome!!! Just add a cerveza Presidente to make perfect.

Taco Bell, take note. You already have a contract with Doritos. All you need is a bag of Doritos chips and to add meat and cheese on top and think of a clever name like “Nach-oritos con carne y queso”… Okay… Maybe. Not the best example of a clever-name.

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These are nacho droids you’re looking for.

^^^ THIS!!! LMAO (Laughing My Armor Off)!!!!!!!!

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Universal words of wisdom no matter what galaxy you inhabit…

Enjoy bishopjackson, enjoy. =]

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May the forks be with you…

Nacho cheese Doritos con carne y queso. It’s the male-earthlings “new-tradition”. I do have to say, it’s freaking awesome!!! Just add a cerveza Presidente to make perfect.

Taco Bell, take note. You already have a contract with Doritos. All you need is a bag of Doritos chips and to add meat and cheese on top and think of a clever name like “Nach-oritos con carne y queso”… Okay… Maybe. Not the best example of a clever-name.

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I name these CHiPS Frank & Ponch.

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Too late abnormaltaco

…grab a mop.

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Snap! Krakle! Pop!

Little-known fact @evmedic, Krakle was was one of Yoda’s cousins. They went their separate ways after him and Yoda had a falling out. Yoda wanted him to join and train with him as a Jedi Knight but all Krakle wanted to do was use steroids and train In the gym. They haven’t spoken to each other since.

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Mushrooms make me goofy.

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Pizza…it’s what’s for dinner.

The earthlings here tell me that pizza one of the three major food groups…next to tacos and bacon.

Nom! Nom! Nom!

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Welcome to the Bacon Side…

Bacon Ritz Crackers with Cheddar ‘n Bacon squeezy cheese… I’m just missing the bacon bits on top. 

Earth-food 3rd-rocks!

May the forks be with you. |II|

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