Diary of a Stormtrooper

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(Not Safe For Death Star)

Being a clone makes it difficult to be an individual. Fighting for the Empire takes its toll. When on leave, I enjoy visiting this pale-blue-dot called Earth.

These are my adventures...

...this is my diary.

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The Ferb is strong with Phineas…

July 26th at 9pm on the Disney channel. =]

http://disneychannel.disney.com/phineas-and-ferb/star-wars

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punkswritepoems:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

aurhia:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

At At in the hat.
It’s a joke from a youngling-book written by Darth Seuss from my galaxy.
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Other Darth Seuss books:
Oh, The Places The Dark Side Will Take You
Blue Milk and Nerf
Horton Hears A *Force Choke*
The Rebel Scum that Stole Life Day
(anybody got more?)

Green Eggs and Han. =]
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The Starbelly Stormtroopers
The Endor Battle Book

One Sith Two Sith Red Sith Blue Sith. |-o-|

punkswritepoems:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

aurhia:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

At At in the hat.

It’s a joke from a youngling-book written by Darth Seuss from my galaxy.

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Other Darth Seuss books:

Oh, The Places The Dark Side Will Take You

Blue Milk and Nerf

Horton Hears A *Force Choke*

The Rebel Scum that Stole Life Day

(anybody got more?)

Green Eggs and Han. =]

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The Starbelly Stormtroopers

The Endor Battle Book

One Sith Two Sith Red Sith Blue Sith. |-o-|

aurhia:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

At At in the hat.
It’s a joke from a youngling-book written by Darth Seuss from my galaxy.
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Other Darth Seuss books:
Oh, The Places The Dark Side Will Take You
Blue Milk and Nerf
Horton Hears A *Force Choke*
The Rebel Scum that Stole Life Day
(anybody got more?)

Green Eggs and Han. =]|-o-|

aurhia:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

At At in the hat.

It’s a joke from a youngling-book written by Darth Seuss from my galaxy.

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Other Darth Seuss books:

Oh, The Places The Dark Side Will Take You

Blue Milk and Nerf

Horton Hears A *Force Choke*

The Rebel Scum that Stole Life Day

(anybody got more?)

Green Eggs and Han. =]

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At At in the hat.

It’s a joke from a youngling-book written by Darth Seuss from my galaxy.

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irregularwarbandfast:

diary-of-a-stormtrooper:

Sometimes the only thing that stops me from summoning the Death Star to Earth and Alderaaning your asses is your food…

…sometimes.

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Looks tasty - did you make it a combo?

No irregularwarbandfast, unfortunately the earthlings were too cheap to let me… … I want to soooo blast them sometimes. -.-; |-o-|

Sometimes the only thing that stops me from summoning the Death Star to Earth and Alderaaning your asses is your food…

…sometimes.

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In order for this plan to work, I am missing one crucial piece of information…

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This domicile has a more elaborate climate-control system than the Millennium Falcon.

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 I am 100% Mandalorian and was proudly cloned on Kamino. 

However galactic-empire-news, The male of the mating-couple I stay with whilst on this planet was born in the United States of America and has an ancestery of mostly Swedish with some Dutch and German.

The female earthling of the pair was born in Canada and is all Salvadorian.

=]


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I am 100% Mandalorian and was proudly cloned on Kamino.

However galactic-empire-news, The male of the mating-couple I stay with whilst on this planet was born in the United States of America and has an ancestery of mostly Swedish with some Dutch and German.

The female earthling of the pair was born in Canada and is all Salvadorian.

=]


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What’s your inquiry galactic-empire-news? 

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The earthlings picked up what appears to be a documentary… It looks good!!!

Watching the previews, I couldn’t help but to notice how all the people have such wonderful physiques.

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Lunch nom. Baconzilla burger with fries! Nom! Nom! Nom!

I think I might open a Checkers franchise on the Death Star. This food is just too good for just one galaxy!!!

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I have been getting the urge lately…


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